3. Remembering People’s Names

11 03 2010

Have you ever meet like three people in a row and immediately forgot all their names?  Of course you have.  Now imagine that you’re at P. Diddy’s famous White Party and you meet four hundred people in a row.  Or you’re at a concert and meet like four thousand people backstage, some with names like LaRondiqua that you’ve never heard in your LIFE.  You see where this is going?  Damn son,  it’s bad enough that Jigga’s gotta remember his own forty two nicknames, hundreds of historical figures for timely references, the lyrics to his one hundred billion songs, plus Memph Bleek’s social security number (because he’s always forgetting it).  Now you expect him to remember Flo’ Rida’s cousin’s name?  fuckouttahere.  He ain’t a robot from the future.  He ain’t rain man.  He’s just Jay-Z.  So basically, if he forgets your name…let it slide chief.  At least he spoke to you!   I’d rather him call me guy/champ/buddy/JaRule than nothing at all.  Preach!

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12 06 2010
JG

You are HILARIOUS!!!

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